she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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