He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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