never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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