belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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