She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Mom said you looked used
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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