She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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