Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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