I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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