Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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