physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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