Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
