Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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