why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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