Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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