how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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