After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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