After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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