CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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