At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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