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That's how twitter works, right?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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