I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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