New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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