Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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