Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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