dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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