I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I looked at my own cervix.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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