how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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