I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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