Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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