i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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