I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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