I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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