That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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