jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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