C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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