Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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