I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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