with your own penis?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
