and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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