dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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