i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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