Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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