Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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