Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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