I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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