these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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