i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think im going to throw up on grandma
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Randomize