Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My vagina is officially offended.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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