make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm both gender and math confused
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