We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize