the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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