Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
