The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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