He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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