Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
